Kobe and Lebron applied to burger king?

Supposedly Kobe and Lebron just completely gave up on basketball just to go work at Burger King, Pat Riley also wants to take over as manager and Phil Jackson wants to take over as supervisor, Carmelo Anthony is looking forward to working at Burger King and Deron Williams is begging to work at Burger King. I also heard that the owner of Burger King is giving Lebron James a free supply of Onion Rings so he wouldn't feel left out. Your thoughts on that?